Beach Bum
Last week, I went to the beach. I was feeling very subconscious about wearing a bikini. That was until I saw the guy with the beer belly in a skimpy speedo. And the fat lady in the bikini. I thought that would be the end of it. But I should have known that it wasn’t over until the fat lady sings. Well figuratively. Then I saw the guy with the beginning signs of a beer gut with the leopard print speedo. I fell off my beach mat laughing. What was he thinking. Seriously.
