Calling Jenny Craig
So I get on the R train and plop myself next to this college kid and this lady. Let’s just say she takes up half my seat. The 3 seaters are meant for 3 average sized people that 3-1/2. As the train moved I plowed into the college gal. I felt so bad. It wasn’t my fault the lady next to me was fat. The lady started mumbling that I pushing her. So I said well I can’t help it if you’re so fat. Maybe someone should consider going to the gym instead of stuffing her mouth. Grumble.
