urbanblitz

Before we get to the title, let’s first start off with the Art of Getting a Seat during rush hour. As I spotted a girl about to get off I moved my bag aside to just slide right into the seat. Of course, there was another straphanger had his eye on the seat. But it’s really about who has the best maneuver. While this guy is getting ready to move in, my arse was already in the seat. Woo hoo! Victory. But let’s get on with the story. While I’m sitting next to this fat lady and I feel her wrath everytime the train makes a turn. Can I say pancake. I think someone really needs to cut out the meats out of her diet. During our commute, she was having a few words with the teeny bopper Russian girl. As I was approaching my stop, they started to have some words in Russian ending with the old lady saying “Chill out.” So much drama I say.