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*Yawn*  Maybe I shouldn’t be listening to NPR when I’m tired.  I feel like everyone has a monotone voice.  *Crawls under desk* to pull a Costanza.

This morning, I looked out the window and there was snow.  OMG snow.  There were these little white flurries floating from the sky.   My first thought was that I wasn’t wearing the right shoes.  I should have definitely wore the rain boots this morning.  Immediately, I imed my friends about the snow.  Some didn’t believe [...]

I had an event this morning.  And while chatting with one of our guest, I discovered that he is friend’s with my pottery teacher.  That’s so funny and completely random.  He said he has few of her pieces.  Interestingly my pottery teacher makes most of her money on her website.  Talk about 2 degrees of [...]

I rarely blog about work. But this was just too funny. Normally, it’s the darnest thing kids say. This one of those moments of “No She Didn’t. One of my co-workers couldn’t remember this band she’s looking for so she asked my other co-worker. Of course he promptly goes to iTunes. And immediately, she [...]

I rarely if ever wear a skirt above my knee with heels to work. And for some reason today, I did. While I was walking back to the office from the gym, a suit passes me and said nice legs. scrunch nose As I tell this story to my friend EH, he promptly points out [...]

This year, they changed my polling place. So this past Tuesday, I headed down to my old elementary school to cast my vote. It was so bizarre. Of course everything look smaller. And I could have swore the room we use to go in to pick up our food was moved. I know I’m not [...]

Co-worker CA had made a call to his friend via speaker phone.
Upon answering his call
Friend Hey CA what are you wearing?
CA quickly picks up the phone.
JM: Hey there is no porno in this office
Me: That’s too much information CA.
few minutes later from CA’s cubicle
CA:I just don’t like those cheekbones
JM:CA what’s going on over there. I’m [...]

For those of you who know me personally, you know I have been on an endless crusade to clean my room. Of course, being such a pack rat, I’ve been better at accumulating junk. So these days, I found that it’s much more beneficial for me to toss all my junk up on ebay. As [...]

Hmm.. You must be coming back to my blog, and finding that I haven’t updated it since this past weekend. Yeah, yall got all spoiled this past summer, when I more or less updated my blog quite regularly. Seriously, do you really find my trivial pursuits to life interesting. I find it’s quite mundane.
Since, being [...]

After, a week of non-stop events. My work day is slowing down a bit. Today I was doing some on-site work at a midtown hotel. But for some reason, people kept on coming to our registration table inquiring where the lingerie show was. There is an intimate apparel show being held on the 5, 7, [...]