My Thanksgiving was pretty simple. I spent it with my mother. And instead of turkey, we each had a 8 oz steak. Mmmmm good. Since a lot of my friends went away for the holiday, I had no motivation to venture to the outside world. So for 2 days, I didn’t leave my apartment building. Though I did leave my apartment to throw out the garbage. Dude! I didn’t want any vermins lurking around my flat.
Finally, on Saturday my friend convinced me to come out of my hole. We had dinner and then we headed over to the a swanky bar at the W hotel. I felt so under dressed compared to my friend. I was decked out like I just walked out of a Banana Republic commerical, while my friend was freezing her ass in a skirt. Geez Louise! I would never sacrifice warmth for fashion. So illogical!
We waltzed into this swanky hotel bar to witness the NYC single scene, or should I say mating scene. All the waitress were dressed in this ultra skimpy outfits. They all definitely had the cleavage department covered, but man their thighs were huge. Well.. they were.
It quite interesting to sit back and observe. Things are so much funnier when you’re sober. Anyhow, there was woman sitting at the couch across from her and she was totally wasted. Her breast were literally falling out of her shirt. And you definitely knew she was a goner when she was fighting with the guy over a Piglet stuffed animal. Yes, Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. Finally, they departed. And they were replaced with a guy and two gals. Why is it always a guy and two girls. Of course, one was a brunette and the other a blonde. How predictable. The brunette was bit chunky. She was wearing this skimpy tank top where her excessive fat was bulging out. While the guy was directing his attention to the blonde, the brunette had leaned over and tugged on her top to reveal a little bit more cleavage. No amount of cleavage was going to help this girl. My friends and I, almost fell off the couch laughing hysterically. So the male departs briefly. And upon his return, the two gals are too busy touching each other. It wasn’t as if this guy was all that. But I guess it was his lucky night.
Despite the interesting dynamics of my people watching evening, I got bored pretty quickly. In the end I bid farewell to my friends.