This got to stop. Fat people. Obese folk if you want to be politcally correct. Eiter way they go to stop sitting next to me on the trian. It is like when they see a little person they go “Oooh… Let me sit there.” Seriously, whenever the train moves I get squashed, pancake, kaput. I [...]
I haven’t been to an the optomologist since I was in grammer school. The eye doctor at the optical store doesn’t count. This was the first time I’ve ever got my eye diliated. It was so strange. Things were a little bit fuzzy, my eyes didn’t really bother me until I got in the sun. [...]
Enough of this . The hipsters have moved in. It all started off with the Dunkin Donuts. Now I see these hipsters around my neighborhood. More like invasion of the yuppies and their Wholefoods bags. Should I really be talking. I’ve been known to shop at Wholefoods every so often. Argh! Gentrification. Is this really [...]
Yeah, I know. What the hell is preppy-fied. I look like a freaking JCrew ad right now with my argyle sweater, white button up shirt, khakis and sandals. Run.. while you can. They’re going to get you. Ha ha. Okay, I’m just being extremely silly right now.
They’re all hunting me down like wolves. Well not really. Who are they. The bridal brigade. I got 2 IMs today asking me for my snail mail address. What for? So they can send me an invitation to a bridal shower. Well, now I must go look at my calendar and save the date.
